danSCHMAHL

crash boom bang ..... fuck.

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:31:30 GMT

So i decided i need to make my bed lower to the ground so that i can get up easier for all of my 8am classes. I got clay and we decided to de-loft my bed. Heres what went down and how it went wrong.

That is what my bed looked like, see how high it was.. my desk was under it.

After some muscle work we got the bed loose and started thinking of a way to get it down-

fuck.

We laughed for a bit and then realized we broke out a window.

John Wayne approved.

My window.

I had to fill out a form and blame my window onn kids throwing rocks, gotta love Smith Hall.

ink and folk

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 11:34:50 GMT

Friday night was pretty much really cool and made san marcos feel like the village for a few hours. We saw a couple very talented singer songwriters, got aweomse tattoos, dressed up in neat winter clothes because it was freezing and had amazing hot chocolate at the all-nighter diner. Here is kind of what it looked like. ( i apologize for shitty exposures i didnt want to get in peoples faces with flashes because thats annoying especially when you are trying to play music, but the high myspace esque contrast it totally on purpose, its actually a filter i made and now i run all my blog photos through it. 1337 ) Take a look.

At Sarah and Erika's apt. Squirty is in heat and was being an annoying slutty kitten. Anyways, something was missing...

INK!

IINNKK!!

IIINNNKKK!!!

(they are all based on egyptian history, what else would make a cool tattoo?)

We were ready for the show.

We walked in and it was pretty sweet an i think i saw this girl i used to talk to on myspace when i was in third grade, crazy huh?

We got good seats and waited for the music.

Me and Zac went to the back and i saw Willa and her posse, then me and Zac played some war with cars.

Boone opened the show.

He plays ukeles and sings really cool.

He also sings songs about clearing off his bed because "he wants to fuck Clap!Clap!" Amazing. Seriously.

Then Johnathan Wynn played his songs and was fucking dope.

It was way better than i was expecting and i was expecting a lot.

It was a really cool show and finished a week of cool music. We went and me and zac took a quick break from veganism for pancakes and hot chocolate and it was nasty and we agreed not to do it again for a while. We went to a party after that but everyone was gone so i cam home and have been watching infomercials since. Im about to take a shower.

P.S. tell me how to make it a link or a break or whatever so its not all on one page and i will.

at all cost

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:19:51 GMT

just got back from triumph of gnomes, highwater waltz, oceanus and at all cost. TOG was pretty sick and out of control, i liked it. AT ALL COST was actually amazing, it was super dancy and i was diging the voice phaser/vocoder whatever the hell its called. i should have brought my camera but didnt so your going to have to imagine it folks. xoxo.

Hot Dogs and Boca Burgers

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 15:49:58 GMT

Last night we had a little BBQ and watched some quality television. look.

Sarah and Erika BBQ like pros

the cook

we watched this while we waited for the grub, it was pretty much porn on G4 the game channel, a guy did coke off a strippers ass on a game channel... umm 1337

Karen came over

OMG the pimp coke head slit the FBI agents throat!

dinner was served and was amazing

AMAZING!

yummmmm

Squirty was super tired

we watched american dad and family guy lots of LOLs, right right? LOLs?

before we all left we listened to Erika and Clap!Clap! cover a little Kanye. it was dope.

ERIKA IS NOT 21 YET BUT SHE HAD A PARTY ANYWAY, WTF?

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:15:58 GMT

she was like, "where are we going?"
and we looked at her and said, "we're going to a party. it's a birthday party. it's your birthday party, happy birthday darling we love you very very very very very very VERY MUCH! and it goes a little something like this. one two one two three four"

zac mixed the icing with food colors so we could make a marvelous cake

i cut the cake into a dinoSAUR

sarah iced him up and brought him to life

rawr

ronnie set the mood with speaking plastic dino's that we hunted at kb toys and wal.mart

honk honk

squirty approved

so we all hid in the kitchen (pause: i hate killing roaches and i just tried to and it kind of died but is still running around dragging guts on the floor.)

erika was like, "OMG....wheres the puppy?"

then blew out her cake and probably made a wish

scott and squirty were all about eating cake

and warren was wearing this girls vest and probably wanted cake too

erika is pretty much a cutter

zac dyed the cake red to look like prehistoric guts

...pwned

then we danced

dance dance revolution

and threw back some candy drinks

did i drink .00000001oz of liqour?

scott also slammed some candy drink

squirty vs. ronnie

cameron vs. zac

brothas

talking dinosaur

awwwww

and then we all went home and slept knowing that erikas party was pretty much the raddest ever. now i have to clean up this damn roach, gross. happy birthday in 2 days erika!

whoa

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:07:15 GMT

okay so ive always wanted to learn how to cut hair and stuff and today i was like damn i need a haircut. well this was my second all nighter and i was like what the hell im going to trim my dead ends. i ended up filling my trash can and one of the bathroom sinks with my very own hurr. when i looked in the mirror it actually didnt look that bad. i am proud of myself and now i can join that cool group of people thats like "oh yeah im a billy badass i cut my own hair." i also dyed it today too CO CO BEAN. well im off to shower and then to class. good morning! what a great start for a great day!

all nighter bia bia

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:46:20 GMT

I have to write a paper due at 8:00AM. It is now 4:42AM. I am not going to sleep and watch AMC for a little bit longer then write my paper. I can't wait and need to figure out how to make coffee with my coffee maker. Even if i knew how all i got is chocolate soy milk and no sugar, that would be some black coffee and i like my coffee like candy. I watched CQ today for the millionth time and i noticed some really amazing stuff. Like the part at then end when he's tak about his life and how all his documentary caught were pieces of him. Then he says "Well Marlene (his ex-gf whos also in the doc), i've got you in pieces too." Damn thats clever right? I wish i knew what movie this was on AMC so i could stop writing and start watching... then write a paper when it's over. Goodnight!

PIKE house adventure no.1

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 09:47:01 GMT

Seven Texas State college students entered the PIKE house. This is what they saw.

We went in through a broken window.

There are three stories to the pike house with hallways like these.

We went to the second story.

There have been sightings of a woman rocking a baby in a chair in this room on the second story... i think its this room.

There were shadow people in the hallway, oh shit!

The house used to be a sailors and veterans memorial hospital, this shower room was the operation room.

Erika has spooky flashlights.

The PIKE's words of encouragement gave us high fives as we left the third floor.

I really don't remember taking this and i don't know what had a blue light on it. Spirits obviously possed my camera.

Warren and Wes discussing the hunt and getting ready for some armed robbery.

The students returned safely and proceeded to play lots and lots of Apples to Apples. The Seance will go down next time for those who wanna mess with that stuff, our Ouija is waiting.

I made a facebook...

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:12:43 GMT

and have no idea how to make it as good as my myspace. give it time.